A FEW FUNNIES!
I’m in shape. Round is a shape
THERE ARE TWO THINGS YOU SHOULD NEVER EAT BEFORE BREAKFAST: (LUNCH AND DINNER
CARROT CAKE COUNTS AS A SERVING OF VEGETABLES
What do you call a person on a diet who loses twenty-five pounds in just one month?
A: A liar. –Daniel Worona
STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backwards
CHOCOLATE. COFFEE. MEN.
SOME THINGS ARE JUST BETTER RICH
LORD, IF I CAN’T BE SKINNY, PLEASE MAKE ALL MY FRIENDS FAT
I have entered into the snapdragon part of my life;part of me has snapped and the other part is draggin.
A man had his credit card stolen. He however decided not to report it because the thief was spending less than his wife did.
A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds “Wife Wanted”.
The next day, he received hundreds of replies, all reading the same thing: “You can have mine
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